Bottled Water is a Source of Bisexuality?


While filming the latest season Celebrity Rehab, the Baywatch hunk, Jeremy Jackson, known as Hobie, claims that bottled water is a source of bisexuality. Yes, you read that correctly, Jeremy Jackson believes the chemicals in bottled water will alter his heterosexuality and cause him to desire with other men. Keep in mind, Jackson is on the popular reality rehab show to nix his addiction to cattle tranquilizer steroids.

According to Zap2It, upon Jackson’s diva-like arrival to the ranch where the show is being filmed, he brought a truck stuffed to the brim with various essentials. Among other things, he brought a large water filter.

A staff member asked him,

    “What about bottled water? Are you okay with bottled water?”

He  replied,

    “In a pinch. The plastic leeches and causes cancer and bisexuality, it’s been linked directly.”

Just to recap, according to Jackson, bottled water is toxic but cattle tranquilizer steroids are suitable to put into one’s body? Good luck, Dr. Drew.